The best burger in the bay area

publish Using My food rating system to set ratings. All burgers are cooked medium rare where possible.

Reviews

RestaurantOverall RatingUnusualness FactorPrice
Miller and Lux8.5/102.5$26
Gott’s Roadside7.25/102$15
The Grove5/101$18
4505 Burgers & BBQ9/100.25$16
Super Duper Burgers7/100$11
Causwell’s3/100$19
Bazille6.25/100$16
Bacon Bacon7.25/100$16
Amy’s Drive Thru6.5/105$10
Local Kitchen & Wine Merchant8.75/101$22
Hobee’s4.5/101$15
Spruce9.5/102.75$32
Kitchen Story7.5/101.25$23
True Food Kitchen10/101.75$19.5
Son and Garden2.5/105$32
Marlowe6/101.5$25
W6 Cafe2/100$0
SPRO Coffee Lab7.5/101.75$13
The Fly Trap3/100$19
Chez Maman7/101$22
Arbor5/100.25$17

Philosophy behind these ratings

It’s hard to rate a burger definitively “X/10” because burgers have a wide variety of ingredients and degrees of fanciness - you’re often not comparing the same type of burger to the next.

In general, my philosophy is that the “X/10” rating should only indicate how much I liked the burger. Points aren’t docked for ingredients, nor price point, nor whether the burger came with fries - however it’s still good to surface all these things so I include a second “unusualness factor” rating in each review denoting roughly how far the burger being reviewed deviates from staple ingredients. Also, while not noted in the table, I mention in each review whether the burger comes with fries.

My guidelines for for unusualness ratings:

  • +5 is the default unusualness factor for plant-based burgers since by forgoing meat, a restaurant is already pushing the definition of a burger.
  • Unusual but not unheard of toppings like fried egg or arugula earn a +1 unusualness factor each (exceptions made for tiny variations like a noticeably seeded bun, pickles, caramelized onions, or mushrooms: +0.5 instead).
  • Very unusual toppings like Brie cheese earn a minimum +1.5 unusualness factor each.
  • Strange lack of default toppings like cheese earns somewhere between +0-0.5 unusualness.

Example rating from the Spruce review:

2.75/10 unusualness due to:

  • Taleggio (+1.5)
  • English muffin bun (+1)
  • Pickled onion (+0.25 as onions are staple but it’s unusual to pickle them)

Appendix

Burger-related but I haven’t written about yet: Warren’s long burgers

Found 2023-04-30: The best SF burgers, according to /r/AskSF